Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

BRAZILLIAN bubble bath

Two men jizz on a man in a bath until the bath is full, it might take 2-3 days.

Then they take turns to top the said man, while singing “steak and shrimp” by uncle kracker, followed by all three singing “la cuccaracha” as they climax

“One night in Nashville we took turns to give kid rock a BRAZILLIAN Bubble bath!”

by Uncle kracker April 4, 2024

Dirty Bubble

The Dirty Bubble is an oral sex act, where a man is giving oral to a woman while sick. During the act, the man will blow out a snot bubble and pop it into the woman’s opening and mix it in with his tongue.

“Dude last night I gave Jenny the dirtiest Dirty Bubble, I had the flu or something…”

by jaxkmehoff April 11, 2024

Double Bubble Blowie

When yo girl chew up a whole pack of double bubble and gives you a blow job.

Hey shorty, wanna give me a double bubble blowie tonight?

by Eye Pea Freely April 18, 2024

Double Bubble Blowie

A blow job where the person giving the blowjob has a whole stick of hubba bubba bubble gum in their mouth.

Hey Shorty, wanna give me a double bubble blowie later?

by Eye Pea Freely April 18, 2024

highsted bubble

a delusional sector of feminine identity that shackles one to state of delerion in by forcing feminism and rejecting any male interference once turns to a schizophrenic state and becomes they own man

that girl is stuck in her highsted bubble

by annie2019 July 20, 2024

highsted bubble

a delusional sector of feminine identity that shackles one to a state of delerion in by forcing feminism and rejecting any male interference once turns to a schizophrenic state and becomes they own man

that girl is stuck in a highsted bubble

by annie2019 July 20, 2024