anal finger bang

The urge of sticking your fingers up a male/female asshole and licking their shit

Man, Shane anal finger bang that fat black bitch Nikki. His fingers smelled weird.

by Anal Finger Banger December 08, 2017

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Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.

I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.

by Pseudo-one August 11, 2009

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National Anal Day

The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."

Guy 1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?

Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!

by NewYorkDankees April 22, 2019

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the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.

Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.

by holla holla back ching chang April 29, 2007

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