Hit

attack and rob or kill.

"if they're cops, maybe it's not a good idea to have them hit"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

Hit and run poster

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions

He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!

by WeslyAdvanceSP March 2, 2017

Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.

Hey there J-man, nice near hit!

by Sneedonym February 18, 2023

hit my hand

The act of requesting payment in a circumstance where you could use Information against someone but choose not to

“Yo, I saw you hit that parked car over there. I won’t say nothing if you hit my hand” (normally accompanied by extending the hand out and rubbing thumb and first two fingers together.)

by Forwono1017 January 30, 2025

One-hit wonder

basically Rick Astleys never gonna give you up.

hey man what's a one-hit wonder?
Never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down!

by brokenbabyface27 March 16, 2021

hit-it-from-the-back

I cry into your arms while you play with my hair and tell me you’re proud of me.

“I hit-it-from-the-back last night bro, that shit was epic.”

by quesaritosupreme February 23, 2024