to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017

The Big Bird

The Internet.

John: Did you know that trees eat fish?

Sarah: Yeah right! Where did you read that??

John: I read an article about it on The Big Bird.

by kokdobbbbbbrr April 10, 2021

Stinky bird

The Stinky bird is when you shove an egg up your ass and shit it out without it breaking.

“My girlfriend told me that she tried the stinky bird last night”

by Radnorfart March 28, 2022

angry birds space

good game, but all other definitions rn are over a decade old. ab space is over a decade old.

angry birds space is good

by switchblade1013 February 4, 2024

main bird

Hockey slang for girlfriend

Bro: bro, check out those puck bunnies, A1 ay?
Bro: nah bro I already got a main bird

by Go wilds November 14, 2023

Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."

Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020

bird dogging

To hound or pursue something or someone. Intended to denote positive traits of perseverance, dedication, and hard work. Without malice.

Borrowing from "Bird Dog"...
To engage in the relentless pursuit of an objective or goal, often involving the accomplishment of tasks through other, less expedient people.

Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.

The Inventory Analyst succeeded in "Bird Dogging" a delivery date from his otherwise usually helpful vendor.

by Tire Guy February 5, 2021