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jake

very toxic, doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesn’t know respect for anyone. probably addicted to nicotine, probably has a small penis and the loudest most disrespectful mf you’ll ever meet
“do yk jake?”
“yeah he’s passed around, every girl has dated him”
by ShutUp:)) December 1, 2021
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Jake

The name that is most associated with the last name Wu.
Lawrence: Do you know there is a 變態佬 at the office?
Thomas: Yes, I know Wu Jake
by Not Carvin December 3, 2021
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Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.
That jake is clapped
by Sheeeeeesh123 December 3, 2021
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a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
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The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.
“Have you seen Jake?”
“Oh you mean the short asshole?”
“Yep that’s him”
by wasianbaddiekilla December 3, 2021
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jake with a massive ass dick bigger then frankies
wow jakes dick is way bigger then frankies!!!
by aajaaodwaaaa February 9, 2024
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A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend
Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.
by anonymous February 10, 2024
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