by somedude149 May 13, 2014
Get the Jesus Jammermug. When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024
Get the Jesus Complexmug. Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.
Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
by binzianer May 28, 2025
Get the Jesus partymug. Jesus Barraza is a very strong person. He is very hard headed. He drinks a lot for no reason maybe he just likes it. He will also lose his patience very quickly. He is very smart and cant stand idiots. Once you get to know him though, he can be very sweet especially if he loves you.
by Jesus Barraza June 10, 2024
Get the Jesus Barrazamug. someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.
person one: are you religious?
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
by l_istall January 30, 2024
Get the jesus lovermug. A mf that probably has a God Complex
Person one: Who do you kin?
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
by Ihavenothingtotypeherelmao April 30, 2021
Get the kinning jesusmug. by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023
Get the Fortnite Jesusmug.