hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

long hair dysmorphia

The feeling that your hair is never long enough even if it is really long and thick.

“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”

by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Hair box

Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.

Nothing turns me of like burrying my face in a woman’s hair box.

by Craig’s Fist April 20, 2018

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Wild Hair

A Boomer expression meaning random urge to do something immediately

"I don't know why Gretchen ate that whole bottle of Sriracha, must've been a wild hair,"
"Who is Gretchen grandpa? Also put your pants on!"

by Anotherdudeguy December 28, 2021

HAIR MODEL

A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"

Boy that Kieth Townsend is one heckl of a HAIR MODEL...

by bguguen destroyer August 24, 2014