hair height

an extension of your real body height

1: jeanelle is taller than you
2: um no not with my hair height

by realdealzzzzz April 16, 2019

Conan Lee Gray’s Hair

The most beautiful thing in the world. It boing boing boings and resembles broccoli, or ramen with too much soy sauce. It is the topic of awe for many content creators on Pinterest such as Strawbee, flora (you’re forever with me) and many others.

me: look at Conan Lee Gray’s Hair! It’s so pretty I want to play with it!!! *fangirls*
some asshole: stfu Conan’s hair is gross
me: CRY ME A RIVER TILL YOU DROWN IN THE LAKE

by conehead123456789 February 04, 2025

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 12, 2024

hair

Something that grows in your armpit.

That your hair.

by my dang name bootiehole man November 24, 2020

Hair

Long skinny strands that come out your ass, lower stomach, head,legs ,nose ,chest,and balls

I rubbed my ball hairs on your chin

by April 12, 2022

Hair

Synonym for "no cap"

"Fr fr hair"

by cupnoodlesarepeopletoo September 12, 2023

Hair

A stupid blob of dead skin cells that people seem to like touching. They also bother to make it look good.

Wow, hair... this is so boring and gross.

by Crazedpoodleface March 29, 2021