Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

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grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person

Hey grumpy duck why so angry?

by rachir February 20, 2017

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Molly the duck

She is one of the two normal duck villagers in Animal Crossing and she is considered by some, myself included to be the cutest villager in Animal Crossing, though she certainly has strong competition.

Molly the duck is so precious.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 23, 2022

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Ducks

Animals that shouldn’t live on earth due to the fact of them actually being the dumbest ducks ever and are starting to take over the world and are eventually gonna kill off the population of humans and I’m warning u right now !!!!! So start killing them before they get to u. Thank u :)

Ahhhhh fuck the ducks

by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021

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