Insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating, or obnoxious.
A contemptible person.
Used to express a low opinion of someone.
Someone who makes your skin crawl.
The person currently seeing an ex-girlfriend you cared deeply for.
A contemptible person.
Used to express a low opinion of someone.
Someone who makes your skin crawl.
The person currently seeing an ex-girlfriend you cared deeply for.
by TemptingFate March 02, 2009
A sudden feeling that you have previously experienced the obnoxious conversation spewing forth from the mouth of the pompous arrogant ass of a jerk that is currently invading your space and deminishing your will to live.
Suddenly, Mike turned away from the idiot at the bar he was speaking to and exclaimed to his friends, "Oh my god, I just had douche-ja vous. I totally feel like I've had this exact douchey conversation with this freaking douche bag before".
by SethCofax June 28, 2009
Betty) willma do you get that not so fresh feeling?
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand
by Mi sofakingweetodded June 19, 2017
Someone who is so much of a douche bag that one cannot just call him/her a "d-bag" or "douche" or just plain ole "douche bag." So you have to multiply douche bag by douche bag to truly define the individual as a super huge douche bag or just aptly put...d-bag squared. I.E.(d-bag^2)
by ukatuka November 13, 2005
douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.
“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”
by untitledlife September 29, 2005
by Flipper U. Weticus December 22, 2009
by Biggy T January 09, 2011