$5

You know, I just remembered said I would give Samuel L Jackson $5... But that was before I started my "Give them 1 million dollars!" Policy.

Hym "That wasn't an insult by the way. The $5 thing just happened before I thought of the million dollar thing...."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

5 Minutes Into Sunday

Verb/Noun;

You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.

“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”

by Konqueso May 29, 2021

.5

To describe someone composed of DNA made from two parents of varyingly different composition/being mixed.

Badboi: Are you .5 because you are Drunk
or are you Drunk because you are.5?
Drunk: Nah I'd Mix.

by TheAlcoholicBartender July 2, 2024

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

when the boredem of class is too much and you begin to type every ky lower case and upper case alternating keys with the shift button

you- im bored
you- *types*
you-`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

by anonymous March 4, 2024

No. 5

Spitting in your food.

I found a no. 5

by Cody5050 June 30, 2022

5 Minute Ass Bitch

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020

Mazda MX-5 Miata

A tiny, cute car loved by many. The oldest Miata (from the 90s) has pop up headlights that look like eyes, and a grill which looks like a mouth, and when combined, make a cute face. The newer ones, (4th gen, 2014) have a bigger, smiling grill but no longer have the pop up headlights. (They haven’t been on Miata’s since the 1st gen version) But the Miata has always had a cute face! They are also known for how small they are, sometimes being able to fit under tall semi trucks.

“I’ve been thinking of buying a Mazda MX-5 Miata lately, they are very cute.”

by Randokat June 1, 2024