dead goat

a goat scared to death

the goat is a dead goat

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018

I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024

Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

dead

A way someone feels on the inside, especially when they feel as if their emotions no longer function.

Person A: Wow, I feel dead inside.
Person B: Same.
Person A: Hey, I'm not the only one!
*high-fives*

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

Dead Lightbulb

referring to a person who's not bright, not smart, or dumb.

Dude that kid is a such a dead lightbulb, all he does is quote brainrot and shit

by Taro :D April 19, 2025

IM DEAD

The meaning is when someone is laughing uncontrollably something

Ryan: insert something funny here
Stephanie: IM DEAD LMAOOO

by Sub to Royale Naomi Plays April 24, 2021

Fish for the Dead

Fish for the Dead is used to describe something that smells really badly. It is abbreviated to F4TD. Most commonly used to insult someone.

When someones breath is too bad to even talk to them.

I.e. "WOW! Her breath...is disgusting! Extreme Fish For The Dead!"

by ThePogues August 29, 2006