no u

the best comeback to any roast attempt

guy 1: your mom of homo gay
guy 2: no u
guy 1: oh shit nibber

by yourmomofhomogay January 29, 2018

no u

“No u” is known as one of societies most offensive and demolishing comebacks. There is no way to avoid these words, nor respond to them. If these words are said to you, you just simply sit their and accept your ultimate and eternal defeat.

person: “ur mom gay”
super cool dude ever: “no u”
person: *dies*

by Akakakakkakakakkakakkakaka April 3, 2019

U

The ultimate counter to, “NO U”

Me: Your mom gay
God: NO U
Me: U
God: **dies**

by Rune^ May 17, 2018

U

You but shorten

U are gay, no ur mom is gay

by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023

No u

The #2 best come back the #1 best comeback is drum roll please Uno reverse card

A:yo mama have a is have big stupid
B: no u👌😎👌

by 👌('0')👌 July 14, 2019

u no it

a word that u say when ur mom tells u to clean, or ur mad, or u have nothing else to say!! especially when ur mad @ ur thomas the train friends!!!

MOM: clean ur room NOW!
ME: u no it!!

by 🥰🐢 June 16, 2019

U-Haul

When a girl drags a man around by his cock and balls.

I can’t believe Max got a U-Haul at the bar last night.

by Br08 February 26, 2022