Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

by escyr April 15, 2022

Pantelis

Pantelis

Pantelis

by Opa124 November 24, 2021

you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason

“let’s have a beer”
“no let’s have a pants beer”

* pours beer on their junk*

by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023

v pants

Similar to prescription pants . Worn by people that go to clubs because they suck.

If you wear v pants you are most likely a douche.

by pseudonymdoggo February 17, 2017

Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023