Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

The Forbidden Dragon

Considered the toughest position in the Kama-Sutra-of-the-Dragon, to perform The Forbidden Dragon, your partner must be in the doggy style position, with back arched downward. You take a vape and press the mouthpiece to your partner's butthole, then press and hold the button. Your partner continuously exhales until vapor is visible, then they roar, becoming 'The Forbidden Dragon'.

Friend 1: "Hey, where have you been? Do you still have my vape?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, sorry, I had to clean it. Erin and I had to use it to complete 'The Forbidden Dragon'. It was pretty crazy."
Friend 1: "...You what?"

by JesterJack751 November 7, 2020

Dragon farts

An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare

Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him

by Herdom December 30, 2020

Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021

Dragon

A bro that occupies the whole weight section and mirror at a gym.

I went to the gym again but there was a dragon right in the area I had to go.

by JoeNJ2 January 24, 2021

Floppy dragon

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also

Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night

by Slave king February 1, 2021

Dragon Slurp

When a guy slurps up a woman’s period blood and spits it out their mouth like a fire breathing dragon and continues to fuck her

She was on her period so i gave her a dragon slurp

by Atominicc February 2, 2021