future man

Future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. Under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. Never interested in the news because they already know. Also, future mans always have a huge penis.

"Have you met future man?"
"No. Not yet."

by Ricky sprinkles March 13, 2014

Man Mades

Perfectly made augmented breasts. As most adults know, it's rare to see a perfect set and those are usually man made...... but we still love those motherfuckers!

Those tits are absolutely perfect, must be man mades.

I know Karens tits are man mades but they have real skin on those bad boys.

by big titty lover August 20, 2019

Man-Liker

A non offensive term of calling someone gay. This is a better version of the so called f word that has two gg in the middle.

Mom : You just hugged and kissed a man. What are you some sort of man-liker.
Son : Yes Mom that's being gay means.

by Kcaz Nworb November 29, 2021

Man minge

Male pubic area

I bet your man minge is strawberry blonde because your hair is strawberry blonde.

by Dave7red November 1, 2013

man van

the manliest van in the world.

lets take the man van across the country

by qnh12 July 7, 2018

cereal, man

A substitute for the word OK.

"sorry dude, i ate the last brownie"

"ahh it's totally cereal, man"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Move-on-Man

a guy in a girl's life onto whom she projects her feelings for a previous crush/boyfriend etc... and who helps her get over said previous relation.

a rebound

Patricia wasn't really over Patrick when she started to like Jared. He was her move-on-man.

by startstudded March 13, 2011