Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.
by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008
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Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
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Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012
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by soyparty August 29, 2014
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The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.
The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.
"Did you hear Jim got fired"
"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."
"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."
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