Punching the Partridge

Another term for having a wank

"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"

"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 11, 2025

Dry punch

When you walk into a room and smell an odor that makes up turn around and walk out means you were dry punched,

I walked in the restroom and I was dry punched.

by Dry punched June 6, 2018

Fruit Punch

When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.

I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.

by Pizzaboy58 December 20, 2017

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October

O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them

by Negraborgari October 9, 2019

punching the dough

The act of having sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

"I was punching the dough with Tayla last night, if you know what I mean."

by katalyst1234256 August 26, 2013

Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis

Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.

by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018