Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.

Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win

by ultimategiraffe February 10, 2011

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Put your rag in your pocket

Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.

Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!

by BeckySusan Ragpocket October 08, 2020

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crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

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