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Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.
I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.
by Cold nose September 15, 2022
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Money

by Bg76 June 29, 2019
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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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Money Moment

1. n. A moment in which you come up with a brilliant idea that will make you millions of dollars.
2. n. A moment that is worth a lot of money.
1. "Carl, I just had a money moment! Put a doughnut INSIDE the sausage bacon and egg McMuffin. WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!"
2. "OH MY GOSH I just found a $100 bill on the ground! What a Money Moment!"
by iheartmygoatluna September 8, 2013
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Ugly Money

When someone has too much damn money. Like the scene from the movie Blow when Boston George and Diego were trying to figure out where to store their money in their safe house.
Bro don't just have money, he got ugly money!
by eleceng20 March 22, 2024
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Just give me my money

tiktok trend where a group of people say just give me my money one by one and after that everyone applauds that person who said just give me money except the last person to make them feel embarrassed.
Person 1: Just give me my money.
Everyone: Applauds
Person 2: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 3: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 4: Just give me my money
silence
by seventeenf August 21, 2024
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Dummy Money

A stupid amount money based on your income.
Person 1: I just spent dummy money on the new PS5!

Person 2: Wow! Don’t those cost $500?! That’s a stupid amount of money!
by Nick918 September 2, 2021
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