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Jesus Chicken Palace

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Jesus Christ

by Yentelman November 28, 2017
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Jesus

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Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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Jesus Christ

This is the first part(same guy like before)

1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.

You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
Wow man Jesus Christ is so cool
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harvie lim de jesus

He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.
Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh
by anonymous April 25, 2023
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Jesus Christ

by big_nae_nae August 11, 2023
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