Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 03, 2020

Milk

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back

Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 03, 2020

Milk

The cutest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Anybody who has any form of Milk in her/his name is a legend and shall be treated like royalty. They've been through a lot in life but still continue to be bubbly and cheerful. A true role model.

Boy: "Woah...that girl is so cute. What's her name?"
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."

by Kita is my daddy (Mikky) May 27, 2020

Milk

The stuff your father should have returned with.

Tyler: hey Jimmy, can I borrow some milk?
Jimmy: I don’t have any, my dad should have come back with it two years ago.
Tyler. Dang

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

milk

mother i’d like to kill

dude that mom from that show istg she’s a milk

by lory2828 June 22, 2021

Milk

A particularly bad piece of advice. Often said to be spoiled. Similar to spill the tea

That's a load of spoiled milk.

by Waddletastic February 06, 2019

Milk

When something is extremely dank or inconceivable.

Bro did you see the queen straight up died, that's so milky bro. What a bozo.

by Milkyboy69 September 22, 2022