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Jake

Jake at first seems like a quiet fellow, but when you get to really know him he is funny and crazy. Jake usually likes to do dumb things and get in trouble at school with his best friends. But with all good intentions. Jake may not seem to be the smart type, but he is!

Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.

If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.

If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.

So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
Girl1: "Woah, who is that? He's cute!"
Girl2: "Ikr, but that's MY boyfriend Jake."
by Sunnybitch69 June 7, 2022
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Jake Hillard Minute

A Jake Hillard Minute is when someone says “one minute” and proceeds to act 1 hour later
Bro pass the cart, in a Jake Hillard Minute
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Jake

Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch
Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic
by kat3r1n December 3, 2018
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Jake

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Jake

Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.
Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019
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the best black jake stan

zahra is the #1 black shim jaeyun stan. she has been a fan of since iland! with shim jaeyuns talent, charm and amazing looks, he just had to become her ult of ENHYPEN. its the shim jaeyun effect
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yeah oh, isn’t her name zahra?
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A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
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