jake sommer

To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.

Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.

by TheTruthMustBeTold March 14, 2014

Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021

Jake SR

A Nice Cool Sparta Remixer

O shiet Jake SR is on Discord :3

by Jake SR June 25, 2018

jake andrews

the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair

jake andrews is the hottest kid ever

by Jonper April 29, 2021

JAKE DANIMER

BEST BARBER IN TOWN. PICTURE IT AND HE'LL MAKE IT INTO REALITY. DON'T BE UGLY IT PAYS TO LOOK GOOD!

JAKE DANIMER THE BARBER NEED NO OTHER.

by Jake Danimer November 23, 2021

Jake Hinson

a very sexy lad with black bits on his teeth

eee that is jake hinson

by JAMIE GAREY IS BIG January 20, 2020

A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.

Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman

by SweetNips69 March 08, 2017