Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"

by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022

Jake Makarski

A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.

Jake Makarski is kinda a hottie ngl

by Random things w/ dumb blondie May 24, 2022

jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.

friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking

by yeats-dogs-puppy December 01, 2023

jake rawle

THE LAD WITH THE LARGEST MAN TOOL KNOWN TO MAN

OH YOU KNOW THAT JAKE RAWLE, HIS MAN TOOL IS HUGE

by SPAFFY DRIBBLE November 22, 2017

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 11, 2016

Jake Schlaerth

Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.

Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.

by AlexKim March 01, 2019

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021