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Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.
Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
by donny12345? July 29, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do
by i am a persn April 4, 2021
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Jake

Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.
by DerpGod January 16, 2022
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Jake

Hey where'd Jake go?
by notjake123 February 25, 2019
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Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat
by Charva6 January 17, 2022
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Jake

Oooooooo, that cabbage is all wet, must be a jake
by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020
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Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib
Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY
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