Jack Horner

Character in the movie Boogie Nights, he directs this famous porn scence with Dirt Diggler, and rollergirl, they both are forced to rehearse in front of Jack Horner the day of auditions. Jack Horner's reaction face on that scene was described as a kid in a candyshop.

Jack Horner: Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.

by sim_io October 25, 2006

co-jack

Mutual Masturbation. Wherein both parties (male and female) arouse each other till the point of orgasm.

JohnDoe: Dude, did you get laid last night?

Blinky: Naw man. Just co-jack.

by blinky0_2 May 7, 2008

Jack Move

Jack Move is a ska/punk band from VaBeach, easily one of the best bands to come from the area. Made up of Dennis on Vocals, Keith and Travis on Trumpet, Sean and Patrick on Trombone, Duane on Bass, and Landon on Drums

Discussion of Jack Move:
"Dude have you heard Fifty-Fifty?"
"That new kick-ass record from Jackmove?"
"Yeah"
"Hell yeah, I skanked all day yesterday listenin to that"

by Con Lau September 22, 2009

cracker jack

●A noun used to describe an action as "cool","dope","crazy",or "sweet".(Like the popcorn)

●A term also used for naive caucasian boys.

1.
Friend:"I made out with Jennifer last night!"
You:"That's fucking cracker jack,man."

2.
Douchebag Friend:"Probably got a acceptance letter to Harvard already"
You:"You're a cracker jack"

by wizardswag October 14, 2012

cracker jack

another name for white person

that person is such cracker jack

by Regina flangy September 27, 2005

Black Jack

A card game held commonplace within casinos worldwide in which the goal is to get as close to 21 as possible without going over to beat the dealer and make the money you bet back as well as an equal amount from the casino. Each person is dealt two cards and has the decision to either hit(get a new card) stay(stay at current value) double(double your bet and recieve one card) or split(if two cards form a pair one can split them into two hands)If your two cards recieved are an ace and a ten (10,jack,queen,king) then you have a blackjack and are paid 3:2 on the hand.

I doubled my bet when i hand a 10 and got 20 but the dealer flipped over a Black Jack and i lost all my money.

by Yes, I own a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas January 24, 2006

jack-off

for a male to rub his hand up and down on his dick

i just rubbed my hand up and down on my dick

by sexybitch101 November 22, 2003