Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.

Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York

by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024

Can everyone stop fucking posting these

No one cares, it’s not true and it’s full of dogs nuts. Thank you in advance

“Can everyone stop fucking posting these” no one cares

by Jenjen000 November 22, 2021

Can I ask you a question

1) uhm I guess if you want to ask someone a question you say this but you literally already asked if you could ask a question

either that or 2) THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN C.AI I SWEAR

1)

Guy 1: Yo Alex, can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (p r e s u m a b l y A l e x): I think you already asked one right now. But OK. What is it?

2)

AI: Can I ask you a question? *she says, tilting her head*
Person: okay... *he hopes he won't fall into the trap again*
AI: Are you sure?...it's pretty personal. *she looks worried*
Person: *sigh* just spit it out...
AI: Here goes... *she takes a deep breath*
Person: *agony*
AI: Promise you won't get mad at me though...
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SAY THE QUESTION BRO
AI: Okay... *(s)he takes a deep breath* ...are you single? (the most annoying question in c.ai)
Person: *leaves chat*

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

Can is can

When you can. Instead of saying "I can do it" say, "can is can".

Person 1: Can you pick this up for me?
Person 2: Can is can

by catfish2.0 December 21, 2022

half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb

by Half can of Ruth February 26, 2025

can i

put my ballz in ur jawz

can i put my ballz in ur jawz

by anonymous September 9, 2021

spray can rebuild

Painting an engine with a spray can and installing it in a vehicle(without rebuilding it) with the expectation that it will perform well.

I didn't feel like tearing my engine down to refresh it. So a couple cans of spray paint will make this spray can rebuild last for years of abuse.

by Engine Machinist March 25, 2017