Socially Gay

Socially gay is when a straight guy has the ability to notice if a female friend has changed her hair colour, or bought new shoes, but wont allow the gay guy across the room to shove his cock up your arse!

thanks to Jimmy Carr for definition!

Straight Guy: hey.. wow, i like your new shoes!
Girl: awww thanks!!

Gay Guy: hey man!
Straight Guy: i dont swing that way mate.

Girl: he is just so socially Gay
Girl 2: Yeah i know! and he is straight!

by A Socially Gay Guy July 23, 2008

gay bastard

Illegitimate offspring of a couple who also happens to be gay.

His parents were never married and he turned out to be a homosexual...gay bastard!

by Dennis Jungbluth June 25, 2003

go gay

To become willingly gay for a specific purpose or person, usually spoken facetiously. Often used to take action regarding a man crush.

I would totally go gay for Tom Cruise.

by kobyman November 22, 2005

Ring Gay

One who is married to someone of the opposite sex but is a homosexual.

That Ted isn't pulling one over on us. Everyone knows he's ring gay!

by Stella September 24, 2002

emotionally gay

A man who undervalues women emotionally because he prefers the company of men to women intellectually. Emotionally, he is drawn to men and tends to surround his normal activities such as dining out, shopping, etc. with men; but usually he is heterosexual and his sexual preferences involve women.

Many emotionally gay men also use derogatory terms like "bitch" to describe women for lack of understanding them or relating to them.

And many are also suffering from a form of Madonna Whore syndrome because of issues with their own mothers.

Young men who need a "crew" are emotionally gay.

Men who stereotype women as "bitches and hoes" are emotionally gay

by La Gabacha January 26, 2011

Gay Homophobe

a gay man, who rejects gay culture/life/art/music/pride day/movies/tv shows. someone who doesn't identify with the media's portrayal of gay life and the sensationalism.

Im gay, but do not believe in pride day and do not think it should exist, i have no gay friends, i am a gay homophobe.

by The-Real-Nicotine April 16, 2006

gay robot

Gay Robot is a skit done by Adam Sandler and his buddies on his "Shh, Don't Tell" comedy album. It is also referenced on a poster in the movie, Grandma's Boy.

John: "Hey Gay Robot, want some tortilla chips?"
Gay Robot: "Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?"

by nothing8171 April 8, 2007