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fag

british term for cigarettes or short term for faggots/gay people
london: "look at that guy smoking a fag"
anywhere else: "fuck outa here fags"
by mr man the science man April 29, 2024
mugGet the fagmug.

Fag

Guy 1: oi mate I need me a fag do you have one?
Guy 2: sure thing
by Eev3 November 1, 2022
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fag

A "Fag" is ***accurately*** defined as an undesirable Person, for instance someone who wants to have revenue propping up weed dealers and synthetic drug pushers and corrupting things in general so some scapegoating and discord and confusion will happen thus holding back humanity in the name of their holy owl they try and put above Humanity. Though Cannabis grows so easy the gangs misallocating taxes had to fund the removal of ditchweed from roadsides across the nation for decades to prop up basically an awal trap, some pose as heroes for basically colluding with the pushers of the synthetic drugs they claim to be saving us from for merely selling weed. It is fun and fun is healing, but that dont mean some anti Human types should get their wet dream of quacks diverting from would be maximal development rates and hey it is the confusion from the lies used to try and justify the artificial scarcifying of Cannabis that is the confusion is what makes mismanagement of resources happen not mere Human expansion so I say to shame with the ones trying to build harems and push us all into faggy lives. So let's just loudly say to all that the entire ban has been an unconstitutional prohibition and then maybe there will be less bumps in roads and door locks etc will function more effectively...
Damn those fags are still being against Cannabis? Are they nhilists or something???
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
mugGet the Fagmug.

fag hag

A woman who smokes far too often, to the detriment of her health (used in parts of the UK).
Nobody goes through a 20-pack like our Carol, she's a right fucking fag hag.
by Smallerz August 10, 2016
mugGet the fag hagmug.

Fag

Not a slur but a term for cigarettes
Ay yo man bum me a fag
by I’m just that guy May 9, 2024
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fag

Ur a fag
by RussellHowHard August 25, 2019
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fag

Fag (fǎg) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person, most commonly associated with Harley riders. 2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
Judge 1: “We are really trying to understand this. How is it that you boys think referring to gay people as ‘fags’ in today's world is acceptable?”

Kyle: exasperated “Because we're not referring to gay people! You can be gay and not be a fag.”

Stan: “Yeah, a lot of fags aren't gay.”

Judge 2: “I happen to be gay, boys. Do you think I'm a ‘fag’?”

Stan: “Do you ride a big, loud Harley and go up and down the streets, ruining everyone's nice time?”

Judge 2: “No.”

Stan: “Then you're not a fag.”
by thirsty4waters April 1, 2022
mugGet the Fagmug.

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