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The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Cream City Chocolate Strawberry

Just like the Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry, except you don't have your friend or lover stop at shitting on your Pink Sock. You then go on to have a friend or lover ejaculate on the feces covered prolapsed anus. Its important to note that it can be the same individual or different individuals who shit and jizz on the pink mass dangling out of your asshole. It can also be multiple individuals doing the shitting and cumming. Also, it does not matter what comes first. It can be the steaming wet shit or the white hot load that gets blown on your prolapsed anus first.
"I already was dealing with a Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry when Carl had a big wet poop on my Pink Sock. But then of course Ronnie, Tee and Corey thought it would be funny to jizz on it too. Now I'm stuck with one hell of a Cream City Chocolate Strawberry."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
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Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.
"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!
by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020
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Berries and cream

My favourite, absolutely scrumptious pudding! Yum! Yum! I love creeeeam!
Ooooo yeahhhhh go harder go berries and cream!!🥵
by Berrue and cream December 12, 2021
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Cream

Slang term as a way of specifying high quality rock cocaine or crack cocaine.

Lower quality crack will crackle when a flame is put to it to melt because of its high carbon content from the baking baking soda or soda pop used to cut it.

High quality rock cocaine will simply melt into a clear liquid then harden into a cream-white somewhat waxy substance.
Yo Dre, you got any cream? I got some rock from Tommy last night was bunk. It got to crackling from the gate and turned all black n shit.
by RobsFine69 December 14, 2024
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Room For Cream

A white person may ask of an attractive person of color,

" Do you think they have room for cream?"
by justinjustout July 27, 2021
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