Chris' Law

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012

Chris Marquez

gay

"Chris Marquez is gay."

by Ajdjsjoqkqn";")#(10AlexisBurtr May 31, 2018

Chris Tashman

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.

Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!

by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022

Chris

Guys who have it bad for girls named Farrah. The kind of guy who would drive to her job just to drop off a jacket she could have picked up at any time. Chris just cant get enough. Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.

"Chris is down baaad for Farrah, someone get him some milk!"

by Notfufu June 16, 2021

Chris

Chris is a guy who loves the trend of looking up your name on Urban Dictionary. He tends to think that things like that are cool because they shine through to your originality.

Chris-minded people often enjoy hanging around others who also enjoy being the center of attention.
Chris' only listen to Top 40, Beyonce, Rihanna, and occasionally Justin Bieber. They're not like other Chris...es.

Chris is also very sarcastic.

Did you see what Chris said? Humor? I'm triggered.

by john_dorian November 23, 2021

chris

a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass

hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Chris Pine

Actor and Usually a potheads always productive gangster and a gentleman

This nigga Chris Pine brazy

by Christopher pine November 23, 2021