Banana Heaven

When you see something that makes your dick hard.
"Dude! I saw this bitchin 67 Sting Ray yesterday. Man did it put me in Banana Heaven!"
by Cooky Rook February 07, 2009
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Snanna banana

When you take a frozen banana and put up someone’s asshole
Hey honey , ready for a snanna banana tonight ?
by It’s yo boy shrek March 10, 2018
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Be a banana

Be very secretive
(A banana is a very secretive fruit it never speaks or reveal its secrets )
by AggressivePrincess April 30, 2022
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bowel banana

A turd.
He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.
by Zonal K October 09, 2019
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 30, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 07, 2021
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Making banana bread

When someone is being retarded and making every bad decision they can think of
I don’t know what to tell you she’s just been making banana bread
by Stick licker March 08, 2024
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