ass bandit

a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.

after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.

by dakevster December 16, 2006

rat's ass

In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.

This equipment isn't worth a rat's ass.

So? I don't give a rat's ass.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

ass spelunker

An ass is somebody's bottom or more specifically in this case an anus.
A spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.
Therefore, an Ass Spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an anus.

In South Park Terrance and Phillip call eachother Ass Spelunkers.
You love to fuck suzie in the butt, you ass spelunker!!!

by acarmizzle April 5, 2007

Blanket Ass

A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.

Last night I was one drunk blanket ass!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

high ass

When you have smoked yourself to the point were you forget your own fone number, laughin at anything and everything in a monotone laugh

Random Girl: So wats your number
Me:uhhhhhhh... wyatt wats my number
Wyatt:hold on ill check my cell
Random Girl:You Two Are Total High Asses

by uhhhh... wyatt wats my name July 9, 2004

ass paste

The putrid blend of unwiped ass and sweat forming a sticky, smelly paste characterized by a horrendous odor, an unfresh feeling, and skid marks which are impossible to remove, rendering underwear permanently soiled.

That grunge muffin asking me for spare change has visible ass paste. I could smell it a block away!

by scottiboi November 2, 2009

barrel ass

Much like barrel, a barrel ass is a woman who has a massive ass, which resembles a barrel.

Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass

I cant BELIEVE you hooked up with that barrel ass last night, bitch had to turn sideways to walk out the door!

by friarsams May 2, 2005