ass munchies 

when ones beasty large butt eats ones pants. the sliding of pants of ones buttcrack

Watch weight watchers commercials or take a stroll downtown. you'll see what I mean.

That big woman has the ass munchies

ass munchies by Tokyo Faygo August 24, 2006

ass-fag 

An insult to a person who is both an asshole and a fagot.

Dude i was playing Halo 3 on xbox live last night and Jay starts team killing and we lost. He's an ass-fag, i hate him.

ass-fag by J Frazier October 30, 2007

Ass Clown 

Smart ass person who thiks their funny

what an ass clown

Ass Clown by KazJermz December 23, 2009

Ass Wednesday 

When your doing a girl doggy style and you put your thumb in her ass giving her the old shocker until you blow your load. When she turns around you bless her with your thumb by putting a shit stained cross on her forehead.

Bless you my child for you are the perfect women. I bless thee with the ass wednesday for all your hard work and undying devotion to the cause of me getting off. Where the ass wednesday as a sign that you are my and no other dick shall come close to your ass.

Ass Wednesday by Big Pimpin / Sick Rick January 16, 2004

ass-out 

Out of luck; fucked up!

Either you rollin' with us or you 'bout to be ass-out!

ass-out by warewoof September 11, 2003

Ass whore 

Pet name for my girlfriend who loves it in the ass every now and then. A good deep anal screwing gives her intense, screaming, multiple orgasms.

I tell her to "SAY IT!" at interesting times, like in line at the grocery store or at the doctor's office, and she responds to me, "I'm your ass whore baby"

Ass whore by Mark in her butt July 4, 2008

ass-fascist 

n. A pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the ass, either giving or receiving. Usually these types are in leather.

Stay away from Hans in the washroom, he's a crazy ass-fascist.

ass-fascist by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003