balls to the ass

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".

Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"

by swolecat September 14, 2018

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Ball washer

A man who sucks up to the boss to try to get ahead at or keep their job. The ballwasher will stop at nothing to keep their job and all morals go out the window. The term BALLWASHER is especially wide spread in the philadelphia area trade unions where bum tradesman who suck at their job will ball wash with a smile.

Guy #1: Yo bro, did you see dave bring donuts and coffee in for john this morning?

Guy #2: Yea what a hard core ball washer!

by Taggdawg September 16, 2018

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Ball Dander

Small particles of scrotum skin, boogers, pubes and disgusting what not that accumulates in your workplace shared keyboard, desk/desk drawer. It also resides on the computer mouse and floor under your workstation due to gravity and people that grope and fidget with their nuts a lot while at work.

" Dude dont eat that Dorito you just dropped on the floor! It's caked with ball dander!!!

by Jack Finhorn October 4, 2018

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essex balls

Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.

Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.

by Spoony127 May 31, 2018

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Dentalman's Ball

When a group of dentists get together to have a dandy time.

Much like a gentleman's ball the dentalman's ball is the same.

Usual talk in a dentalman's ball is about oral hygiene and prizes are given to best dentist at the aforementioned ball.

Hello Dr. Wall are you going to the dentalman's ball this Saturday?

by Thehornyjew June 9, 2018

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