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The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
by LoZander May 10, 2016
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American

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?
American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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Native American / American Indian

These people are like if an Indian person and a black man were combined and they are a great kind of slave
Koyo Hendrick is a Native American / American Indian name that is very common and these kinds of people have long hair
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Ebony American

The lightest color of black with the presence of light. Still part of black with it's own individuality.
He was clowned by his brother for calling himself Ebony American because Black American is defined with the absence of light. Selah....
by AD42 Returns January 15, 2022
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The American Ninja

B-list martial arts movie that spawned a late eighties series of cinema masterpieces about an American Ninja that has to do battle with evil forces. The sequel deals with an evil crime lord that's trying to create a horde of 'super ninjas' on a remote island, until Michael Dudikoff, the chief protagonist turns up to kick some ass in highly filmic, premeditated fashion. Also stars Carl Weathers AKA Action Jackson.

Michael Dudikoff is a b-movie actor and martial arts practitioner and has also appeared in a number of television commercials.
"I'm not going out at all today - I'm watching the American Ninja series"
by Golm December 17, 2012
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American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.
Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.
by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016
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Gooper-American

A group of people born in American from Goop descent. The people of Goop left to escape the brutal labor laws and live the ‘American dream.’
My mom is from Goop. I’m a Gooper-American.
by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025
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