Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018

Apple

You know what an apple is Bitch

Apple

by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 14, 2022

Apple

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep

Lia: can I have an apple
Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am

by rei is cool August 25, 2024

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Jamaican apple-pie

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.

There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.

by SyselMeow November 6, 2019

Cry apple

Onion

I cut the cry apple and it irritated me lookers

by Bigworm69 December 17, 2024

Apple brained

Someone who only uses Apple products

My parents are Apple brained too!

by slideglide March 13, 2025