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Eve Apple

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."
by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019
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Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?
If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
by aliyna August 27, 2025
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Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018
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Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023
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apple

1. the fruit of an apple tree
2. someone who's rude and has no sense of humor
person 1: look at that apple! it's as green as the nachos I left on the pee soaked floor.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.
by KAMEORNEV December 25, 2022
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Apple

A fruit that has multiple different types.
“He was eating a Granny Smith apple.”
by Bag full of children April 6, 2023
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apple

a red/green circullar fruit that grows from a tree part of the rose family.
Oh Jeremy, did you eat the last apple?
by ugsdenploy August 29, 2021
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