David

Super coo beans,Skater kid, funny, But David’s are silly willys and not good at fortnite.

You are David at Fortnite

by James_is_coo_beans October 16, 2019

David

David is a great guy, he is sportiv and alway a chill guy you want to be around. But be careful cause he might trip because auf his enormous nose!

Girl: oh your name is David right
David:how do you know this
Girl:oh your nose says enough

by Nixhtausfreiburg November 23, 2021

David

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet, he is so gentle to every woman. He respects woman. He loves and take care of his family. He'll be your number one best friend in a circle. He's working hard on his dreams.

"David is that gentleman icon"
"Wish I could be in David's side forever"
"I'm so grateful that David's ever loved me"

by hecalledmeboo November 22, 2021

David

This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.

David is an idiot.

by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021

David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 24, 2022

pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.

A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!

by yaboiarg November 29, 2020

David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022