David

When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David

Don’t kick me in the David!

I’m on my period and my David hurts like a mf

by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025

David

Someone who is tall and attractive and has a big cock. Always respectful and sweet. Ladies always love a David. Cock is usually about 7 inches. EXCELLENT in bed and will always put others before himself.

“Oh wow did you hear abt how good David is in bed?”

by dh_http March 23, 2025

david

someone who wants ice cream from his dad, and loses his ball, and runs on the road, and a car hits him, and his name is david, david, his name is david

MY NAME IS DAVID, DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, DAVID, THAT IS MY NAME, DAVID, I WANT ANOTHER, DAVID, WHERE IS MY BALL? I'M RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD. THERE IS A CAR, AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AHHHH

by Ꭼdwin March 27, 2025

David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

by [e-mail] November 23, 2021

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David gooding, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021