Texas Load Wars

That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.
Last night i tried Texas Load Wars (TLW) and it wasn't funny. I got a load.
by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020
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War pig

A person who over estimates their skill, to the point where they end up making stupid desisions, taking risks that they can't handle.
You're such a war pig Jeffery
by Flop Jack November 24, 2020
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World War 3

oh no World War 3 everybody’s gonna die
by Shooosh December 16, 2024
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war plans

the plans a fascist government officials make in an illegal chat and invite a journalist to like a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.
Pete Hegseth says "no war plans" where revealed in Signal chat.
by hagsix March 27, 2025
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Puppies of war

A derogatory derivative of 'dogs of war' where mercenaries element remains without ferociousness expected. Half hearted commitment, just bare minimum to appease. Elements of naivety an inexperience. More likely to roll over and let you tickle their bellies than chew your hands off.
Fan1: Hey man did you see the spurs game?
Fan2: One-sided af
BNWS: Hey don't disrespect.. watch the team's reaction the next game.
Fan1: Man! U puppies of war.. gonna let Palace tickle your bellies.
by firstornothing April 4, 2022
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The Bit Wars

Nintendo and Sega competing in The Bit Wars, the greatest war in video game history.
Jimmy joined The Bit Wars, not the navy.
by Darnville February 9, 2021
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Civil War Rizz

The definition of Civil War Rizz is when a white man in a George Washington hat grabs his 4th cousin once removed at uses the Civil War or Colonial Rizz then precedes to go home and two of his prized captives give him a Deep Dark Sleep
Damn I sure used my civil war rizz today but I had another Deep Dark Sleep
by Monke68 February 15, 2023
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