by Jonathan January 27, 2004

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"
by Allabamevenon April 16, 2009

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.
Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”
Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”
Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”
by igotatext February 16, 2019

1. When a white man has has previously fucked by a black woman. In other words, he is now tainted for life.
2. Dead man's dick, after a few days.
2. Dead man's dick, after a few days.
A: Hey, if a cannibal eats a guy's penis, does that make him gay?
B: Yes. He likes tainted meat.
A: That was an unusual thing to say.
B: Yes. He likes tainted meat.
A: That was an unusual thing to say.
by Robert Wikins January 31, 2010

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
by carlmarks January 3, 2015

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"
by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020
