North Olmsted douche

Typically a guy that goes to a community college rather than somewhere out of state, and studies something irrelevant while applauding themselves for it, lives in the same place or the same city they grew up in there whole life, worksout a lot and consider themselves “bodybuilders” yet they are never toned enough to be considered that. They all work at car dealerships and have the same group of friends.

Check out the North Olmsted douche over there, he graduated high school like 6 years ago and still acts like tool.

by SumGuyThatDidYourMom May 9, 2018

Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010

nuke the douche flute

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.

1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”

by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021

Douche Pounder with Cheese

When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!

"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"

by Pee Pee Time September 14, 2009

douche o rama

when a critical mass of doucheness is present in a gathering and starts to distract from why everyone is there in the first place.

We better get everyone back on track or this is just going to be another douche o rama like the last time.

by cromn August 22, 2014

douche-Barry-B

to jack off in a room full of people, without anyone else knowing.

did u hear how John douche-barry-b'd at that party? he knows how to jack it.

by my name is tan May 26, 2011

Douche Bad

a Douche Bad is another term for a generally Douchey man who is also very bad. A man that is a bad bad man, but also a douche bag.

Joe is a douche bad because he hates children and is also a douche bag.

by PK1983 August 17, 2008