Nice Guy Syndrome

When a poor nice guy can't get a girl to like him just because she
- already has a boyfriend

- thinks he is completely unattractive
- doesn't like his personality
or because he
- is a total neckbeard
- doesn't understand social cues
- is probably a brony, furry, etc.
- calls himself a "pickup artist"
- wears a fedora everywhere he goes
A neckbeard says, "I can't believe Stephanie won't dump her boyfriend and be my girlfriend. Girls always go for the douchebags when they could have a guy like me who will love them and respect them!"
His non-neckbeard friend replies, "Dude- you've totally got Nice Guy Syndrome! Go jack off to My Little Pony or some shit."
by 33thanksnothanks33 March 13, 2018
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Trendy Black Guy

A Trendy Black Guy is someone who wears Alife sneakers, A.P.C Jeans, loves BAPE etc. He usually hangs with others like himself and does "cool" things depending on what your definition of cool is. He frequently visits trendyblackguy.com to feed his ego and learn more about others like him as well.

Trendy Black Guys love girls with style too and will usually convert a girl, lacking in style, that they like to a Trendy version of her former self.
question: How do I become a Trendy Black Guy?
answer: Go to SoHo and shop in the all the boutiques!

you: Hey, that girl is cute but her style is lame!
me: No problem, as a Trendy Black Guy, I can change her to my liking
by jweezy225 June 03, 2009
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Churro Guy Curse

the bad luck of having a guy say he likes you and so then all loyal friends of his refuse to date you regardless of whether anything even happened with the first guy.
Mary had the Churro Guy Curse (CGC) and could not get a date for the rest of high school.
by MaryC636 July 08, 2006
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Pizza delivery guy

You can't ever forget the delivery guy ®️
Pizza delivery guy
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019
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Disappearing Hangout Guy

When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.
Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.
by PinoyMike88 May 23, 2010
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Larry the Cable Guy

A funny comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Blue Collar TV. Anyone who thinks the things he says arent funny should be shot.
Thats funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DONE!
by Joe C April 09, 2005
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creepy old guy

The future winner of the 2020 American election.
Dave: Who will win the election?
Bob: The creepy old guy.
Dave: Which one?
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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