What the fart?

Expression to replace "what the fuck?", but commonly used in a stinky situation. In other words, when someone close by farts, usually in a large group of people, and there is confusion of who it was. Also followed by debate of who is was who cut the cheese.

Steve-::fart::
Cherry-What the fart?
Jen- Wasn't me.
Steve- Uh...wasn't me.

by KayX3Kickazz July 23, 2007

Briefcase Fart

A fart that has been concealed within a briefcase for later usage.

When one unleashes the fart from its briefcase, the fart yells "FART" then smells unbearably horrible to unsuspecting victims (most frequently used on airplanes) ((often used by terrorists...pilots never see that shit coming)).




and that's what she said.

"You and me go together like two farts in a briefcase! : "

"Random Airplane Passenger: WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?!
Man With Briefcase: THAT'S MY BRIEFCASE FART!
Random Airplane Passenger: Wow, that's nifty! I needta get me one of them that there briefcase farts! I can use it on my wife when she won't sex me up!"

by Portishead && Tallywag! August 4, 2008

cum fart

A stinky fart you get caused by cum you got in your ass via anal sex. Unless your some weird fucker who enjoys sticking syringe tubes up your ass with random peoples cum... in which in case; have fun with that!

*Lets out a wet sounding fart.*
"Dude I think you gave me the cum farts."

by Stonerman420 January 7, 2016

Duck Fart

A special sounding-fart created when flatulence is released shortly after or during use of a shower, bath, or pool. Due to the moist areas involve, the air passing through creates a gross noise similar to a duck's quack.

Tim: "Hey, is Johnathan out of the shower yet? I really need to use the bathroom."

Peter: "I'm not sure, but judging by the duck farts I heard in there, you don't want to use it right now."

by SamuraiJuffy May 8, 2008

zipper fart

a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.

That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleeping bag.

Yeah, whatever! That was a zipper fart.

by I think I'm right. July 31, 2009

shower farts

a fart in the shower. it is one of the worse smelling farts ever. It often smells worse then regular farts, most of the time the smell is similar to scrabled eggs,sulfur,crude oil,or fish. it is a mystery why shower farts smell more horrid the normal farts

shower farts tend to linger longer then normal farts

by baka kuso yaro June 6, 2011

flash fart

A fart that happens so fast and unknowingly that there is no time to tighten butt muscles.
Usually by constant laughter

John: So the police officer says 'thats not a donkey, thats my grandma!'

Jerry: LMFAOBBQWTFLOL!11! *flash fart*

John: Yo did you seriously just flash fart?

by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007