Sam

A young at heart but severely average male age. Into SAMurai swords and pregnant women. Likes it when it could potentially be risky. He has not only the risk factor, but the frisk factor. Is willing to keep it in the family, shares the bathroom with minor siblings. If you’re into smut novels, ginger ladies, and pregnant women especially ones who could still breastfeeding… Sam is your guy. If there’s no incest there’s no interest :)… also is undiagnosed with the autism

Sam is Samming

by Gnimmas si maS July 27, 2025

Sam

Yes Sams can be jerks but they are easily lovable. If you see one give him a hug. After everything hes been through he deserves it.

Julia: look at him! Thats the guy you like right?
Maggie: Yeah thats him. His name is Sam!

by Bambi<3 November 12, 2021

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

Sam and tate

The most skinniest legends out there. A power duo.

I wanna have a threesome with sam and tate

by Sammygrace May 20, 2018

Sam

(Verb) Exploit loopholes in order to overcome a challenge or difficulty

Ben and Adam wanted to Sam their way through Auckland

by Pollicino_show March 22, 2023

SAM

S.A.M.
Sexually Available Man.
A man with no intentions to play with a person's feelings, but is ready for sexual relations. A SAM ensures their partner is aware that there is no emotional connection within the relationship.

Person A: You're a fuckboy!
Person B: No, I'm a SAM.

by twood717 May 13, 2020

Sam

Some cheeky bassist who thinks he can take anyone down since he goes to big boy school (high school) now. But honestly, is a great guy, probably a super hero geek, and enjoys the company of friends. The kind of person to overestimate themselves not only in real situations, but also in small tasks.

Person #1- “Hey, did you know that cashews come from a fruit?”
Sam- “Whoah. That’s wack.”

by Hollow_Student May 5, 2019