straight head

When a song is so good that the sensation of listening to it is the equivalent to receiving head. A term usually used by horny eboys

Person 1: hey did you hear that new gunna album?

Person 2: yeah its aight

Person 1: Damn, i thought it was straight head

by Enrone May 22, 2020

straight-dogging

when you're with your bros and just being a dogg

a: (vibin', straight-dogging)

b: you're the vibe bro

by the apls_ January 8, 2022

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

Straight Scheuermann's

The epitome of neuro degenerative disease. The worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Slowly killing your ability to function as you slowly become more and more autistic. No one wants to be a straight scheuermann's

Robbie: I just found out he has the straight scheuermann's

Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's

Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose

by ChairMan202 December 29, 2022

Straight Poolin'

When someone defecates their britches. A most disturbing fate indeed.

"I'm straight poolin'... straight poolin' shit in my pants!" (This is a quote from Homestuck)

by Gusso Sorsusso June 28, 2025

Half-straight

Bisexual or straight and gay

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.

by Miss misery November 4, 2022

Super straight

Super straight means people who are very gay and have piss kink

A: Hey! What is your sexuality?
B: Oh I am super straight.
A: Great, I too have a piss kink

by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021