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Punching Dirt

by 647347347tmoas December 14, 2024
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Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking
Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?
by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024
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Punched

Adam is punched meaning Adam is very ugly
by BigSigma January 6, 2025
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Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear
I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her
by John Evan’s June 20, 2025
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Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.
I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
by anonymous June 23, 2025
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The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
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Penix punch

Belief by Atlanta Falcons fans that Michael Penix will save their franchise. A form of copium.
“I drank the Kirk Cousins kool-aid, but then I switched to Penix punch.”
by that80sguywithbonitis July 11, 2025
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