five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

June Punch

When you punch someone in the back of the head for acting like a jackass in the strip club

If you don't stop talking to me like that I'm going to June Punch you so hard.

by Reddfawkes99 April 15, 2019

online punch

Is what someone gets when they make a comment in a feed that deserves more than a face palm.

He broke the First Rule. I had to online punch him.

by Deyphid November 2, 2013

saitama’s second punch

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”

i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned

by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020

punch murder

to kill somebody using one's own fists; a brettastic method of putting the beat down on a rival rock-slinger.

white guy 1: did you hear what happened to Bill at the country club?
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.

black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.

by bizzo July 16, 2008

punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023