Fecal Pickle

A Piece of shit in a jar of piss and random rotten ingredients, such as, Kambucha, rotten jalapeños, rotten monster energy and toe fungus

Man I cant wait to get home and munch on my fecal pickle!

Oh man I usually wrap my fecal pickles in fruit roll-ups and freeze it!

by Gumpy Punper November 19, 2025

Starfish Picker

A phrase used to describe someone who scratches their bare ass, a bit too deep

I wouldn’t ever touch his hand, he’s the neighborhood “starfish picker”

by Terrytreehead December 14, 2025

Wicked Pickle

The best pickles to ever exist. that are so delicious you dont even know. Wicked Pickles are like is jesus came back to earth and used his cum to pickle cucumbers. They are the best. Go to your local wicked pickle dealer immediately to taste the jesus cum. It will be the best decision you ever make.

“Wow Angry James, i love the wicked pickles you bought me for valentines day.”

by wickedpicklelover69 January 1, 2026

cherry blossom picker

to choose what you want to that goes in line with what you were told that you were to do and were explained into great detail all about

I had to cherry blossom picker my way to what I wanted at the book store.

by Mr. Cherry Blossom Picker July 10, 2010

Gramas red pickle

Your gramas little red friend

''mommy why does grama have a red pickle in her dresser?''
<GRAMAS RED PICKLE>

by TFR Emo Panda August 4, 2010

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck

When something is the most absolutely awful, rotten thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck"

Dude! Last night I dropped 2 large on hookers and blow, and when I got outta the shower that snatch was gone with my cash AND my stash!

Damn dawg, that's The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck!

by LittleLiggyLovedahl May 2, 2011