best friends

someone who still loves you when you fart in their face..

girl: *farts*
bff: gross! gosh, i love you!

by kathleen February 11, 2007

boob friends

Two friends with a mutual friend who is obsessed with her waxing and waning boob size. The constant updates and bulletins regarding above-mentioned boobs are the cement and foundation of the relationship. Sometimes the boob friends may also become real friends, but the boob experience will always remain the core. Boob friends are sometimes also known as "bosom friends", which is an alternate definition of the more common usage of the phrase.
Friends by boob.

The boob friends occasionally play a drinking game known as "bosom shot" following every self-mention of the current boob size.

by Bazoongas July 13, 2012

fairy friend

A girl who has a lot of gay guy friends. Another name for "fag hag" or "fruit fly"

Kate is Brian's fairy friend.

by Heather Marie February 14, 2007

Toxic friend

That one friend who you take to the movies and they pack snacks... so then you’re at the movies and they start eating a snack so you ask for them to pass you one and they say “There were two?” Because they only packed themself your favorite snack. That’s a toxic friend.

Did you bring me a gummy too?

No...

You’re a toxic friend.

by Sianna May 31, 2019

Fake friend

A fake friend is a fake ass, two face mfking bitch with no boundaries. That bitch will be so nice to you and act like she is you friend but in reality she's talking shit about u, sharing you tea, and snatching yo edges. So if you got a fake friend do us all a favor and drag that bitch like she's never been dragged before cause ooooh we all hate fake bitches.

Britney is talking cap about me. She's a fake friend. Imma drag her ass.

by GucciGang10080 October 18, 2017

pirate friend

the act of adding someone to Facebook who you do not know simply for the purpose of adding them to your pirate crew to complete more missions. can also be done for mafia wars, vampire wars, or any other Facebook application that requires more people.

who is Danny Green and why is he on your facebook?
i have no idea, he's just my pirate friend.

by blaizen June 4, 2009

Sexual friends

good friends , who for now don't want to get too serious , just taking things slow. But also want the benefit of having sex.

I want so badly to be sexual friends with a {beautiful} {woman} i recently met , we are at {times} in our lives that this would be a great way to start out

by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017