Choch monkey

That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.

Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey

by Brobabe32 January 14, 2017

chiva monkey

This is a term used by heroin addicts (& occasionally others) to describe themselves or other heroin addicts. It may be more prevalent in areas where black tar heroin is the primary variety available.

The chiva monkeys are out & about today; I guess flaco is re-upping.

by recoveringjunkie January 30, 2016

surf monkey

the new NHL team The Seattle Surf Monkeys

i cheer for the surf monkeys

by orangesurfmonkey December 7, 2018

Monkey Squawk

When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.

Sarah ruined the best part of the movie because Myles kept giving her a monkey squawk.

by Mylotronic July 28, 2017

Monkey Slide

When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.

Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.

by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018

Space monkey

Space monkey is a term used for the sudden rush after smoking a huge rip. Often times it feels as if the person enduring the space monkey is going to pass out or puke.

‘Yo bro that yettie gave me the WORST space monkey!

by mama_k October 25, 2018

monkey jaw

When someone is on speed, cocaine more often than not, and their jaw swings from side to side like monkeys in the jungle.

My friend must have done a bump before his set, because he's got monkey jaws,

little guys are swinging from ear to ear.

by C dub February 20, 2019