My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.

Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

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No. Money WILL help me and THERAPY will not. Money will help because I will be able to do as I please (within the confines of the law) and THERAPY is just a round about way of getting me to do what you want.

Hym "And the problem you have with me is not a problem I have with myself. You have more money and you're doing and incest cult so you want me to have to do the incest cult to get the money."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

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Made of Money

What your mom says she isn't, then realises she is

You: Mom, can I get a new video game? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new football? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new pair of socks? Mom: Wait wha?... What do you think I am? Made of money?
You: But isn't that what mom stands for?
Made
Of
Money

by NoodleNukes March 5, 2025

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Dole money

Benefits, Universal Credit, Job-seeker's allowance, Personal Independence Payment (PIP) and so on...

Friend: Want to do something today?

Me: I can't as I am working to pay your dole money!

by Jack Spank9049 March 8, 2025

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

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make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

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