The Odourless Man

A being of unknowingly immense power, he leaves no footprints in the sand as he traverses the astral planes seeking out wisdom.

Some have said the surface of his head harbours the lowest coefficient of drag ever to be recorded and that he whispers to marsupials during the low light of mid spring.

The knowing of his existence is only because he allows it… as I write this passage the memories of his being become faint … he is sacred

Jack: ‘What was that over there’

Brian: ‘could have been the odourless man’
Jack: ‘I’ve heard he leaves no footprints in the sand’

by WizzardPoonMagnet January 28, 2021

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021

Cheerio man

He is a child and help super ninja and broom man

Cheerio man is a child

by Officalsuperninja March 5, 2021

Cream Man

Or he is also known as a very cool dude like eyebell

Yo check it out it’s cream man!
Cream man: wussup!
Sokon4174: sometimes you just gotta respect your rivals.

by Sokon4174 March 8, 2021

wu - man

a man who is Interested in the Japanese culture and into girly things.

Garry, you are such a wu - man.

by JuanPollio March 20, 2021

Pooting Man

An exclusive order of Men who are known to "poot

Shawn are you a Pooting Man?

by RealSheriffWoody March 22, 2021

hope man

To much hope is a sickness even though hajime is the ultimate hope of well. Well he loves hope so make sure to give him a gift to do with hope

Ah have you heard of hope man? No? He’s so hot and crazy for hope give him hope for his birthday! Okay-

by Nagito hope man April 11, 2021