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Mexican super slurppy

when taking a wet shit and vomiting in a womans soaking wet vagina then putting a slurppy straw in and drinking it till its all gone!!
She got a blue waffle because I gave her a really hard Mexican super slurppy
by Moe Lestter January 17, 2011
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Mexican Sack Wave

Similar to a sack tap but it occurs during anal sex.
It involves several men linked by their penis and ass in a circle. When the man at the back thrusts vigourously, his sack strikes the sack of the man in front, who in turn "sack taps" the next. This then continues around the circle in a wave.
Dawg, that mexican sack wave was wacked last night... we got three rotations!
by DJ Dave April 21, 2008
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Mexican Fleshlight®

An additional burrito added to ones order for the sole purpose of fucking it.
Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.
by papa wheelie January 26, 2015
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Mexican brain surgeon

noun

1) A sexual position wherein one partner lays on his/her back, with his/her head on the edge of a bed (or similar) and performs fellatio on a male partner that is standing in such a manner as to thrust his penis forcefully into his partner's open mouth.

2) An small alcoholic beverage meant to be consumed in one gulp or "shot," consisting of equal parts tequila and Goldshlagger.
1) "Tracy let me do a 'Mexican brain surgeon' last night!"

2) "Things went quickly downhill after that last round of 'Mexican brain surgeons.'"

Bonus combination example: "I met Jenna at the bar when we both ordered a 'Mexican brain surgeon." We toasted together and joked around a bit, then ordered another round. Fortunately, the liquid 'Mexican brain surgeon' did its job and I was able to do my own 'Mexican brain surgeon' on Jenna later that night. Giggitty.
by elpolakogrande September 14, 2009
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Mexican Reach Around

When you lean over and you reach your arm around your 6 kids to slap your pregnant and obese wife in the ass.
In the nearest slummiest corner 7/11 store, as his 6 kids were begging for Mango Chili Lollipops, Jose looked over to the obese and pregnant Rosa, and decided it was time to give her the Mexican Reach Around.
by DaddyDaddyLover420 December 26, 2016
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Mexican Garbage Bag

A -LARGE- quantity of weed.
Tom: You smokin' with Joey tonight?
Tim: Yeah man, he's got a straight up mexican garbage bag.
by theicecreamman12 March 13, 2010
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