Out Like Sauerkraut 

A term that can be used when somebody is out. For Example during a card game, baseball, passed the fuck out...

Man that guy is so wasted, in a few minutes he will be out like Sauerkraut!!!

Out Like Sauerkraut by Lightnin August 6, 2007

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast. 

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast. by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

roams like thin apples 

1.) To be gay or lesbian
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual

Jim roams like thin apples.

That guy?! Please.....he roams like thin apples. It's so obvious!

roams like thin apples by jigear December 3, 2009

Smell like a broad 

When one tells another that they "smell like a broad", they have no other comeback for an argument. It is a desperate attempt to leave an argument with their opponent completely and utterly befuddled.

Tyron knew the battle was lost, but with his last dying breath he said to Jerome, "Nigga, you smell like a broad." Jerome was left the victor, but alas, a befuddled one.

Smell like a broad by JayPril June 13, 2018

That tap is like a Eunuch's cock

Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.

Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.

That tap is like a Eunuch's cock by Elburno February 18, 2008

The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.

This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.

The beer tastes like shit by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012

grab coins like a jew 

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.

Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"

grab coins like a jew by Aluckba August 30, 2016