Filling a jar with fecal matter and inserting ones penis in it as a substitute for genitalia (fucking a jar full of shit).
by Martyrdom February 5, 2016
Get the jar jobmug. by butterschoch jellybeans May 21, 2015
Get the blow jobmug. the act of giving your partner head in public and right before you blow your load your jam your dick in snow and put it back in there mouth and shoot all inside her mouth
wnedall: look at that honey the neighbour is giving his girl a snow job
*the neighbour waves and smiles*
*the neighbour waves and smiles*
by TextileSmartass November 17, 2014
Get the snow jobmug. when a male with huge kankles or a CJ bends a guy over n fit there foot in there asshole until his kankle gets suffocated and explodes creating kankle jizz or a duey
by JrBundyClan09 June 21, 2009
Get the KANK JOBmug. This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl
Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!
by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011
Get the A Steve Jobsmug. A manual job that can be performed without any machinery or industrial vehicles. A job that can be done on foot.
by darth-canid November 20, 2020
Get the foot jobmug. Non-Job:
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
"No, that's a total Non-Job, you want kids right? Think about how they would feel?!"
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
by good attention July 31, 2013
Get the Non-Jobmug.